"The average dog is a nicer person than the average person."
~Andrew A. Rooney

About Me

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I'm a dog. Dog is good! I was born in 2007 on the day after Christmas, which makes me a late present... I live in Marin, California with my human daddy, Dan and human mummy, Angela. They wanted to adopt a rescue puppy and although they were pre-approved, the organization declined them at the last minute because they work (while also telling them that dogs are expensive to keep). Mummy and daddy were very sad but it all turned out for the best - we all got to rescue each other and they get to spend their hard earned money on me! I'm a lovable chap and enjoy swimming, snow, tennis balls, cuddling and having my tummy rubbed. Not necessarily in that order.

"Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole."
~Roger Caras

Saturday, December 28, 2013

Carmel = Canine Heaven

Look at this amazing beach!! Mummy, daddy, Peter, Carol and I are going to spend the next week here - can you believe it??! This place is called "Carmel" but I call it "Heaven"! Dogs are allowed to run free on the beach, walk around the shops getting treats and join our humans at the restaurants! Now I can make sure that everyone is eating properly - including me!
We are staying in a nice house and this evening we went to the beach, which is literally a two minute walk down the street. Faster if I pull on the leash. 
Mummy and I found some rocks to sit on while we watched the world go by.
Carol came to join us while daddy and Peter took photos of everything. Literally everything! How many times can one take a picture of rocks and the sea? Well if you are daddy and Peter, then a lot!! We spent quite a while there, watching the world go by......
Waiting for the sun to go down....
Finally it did....and what a glorious sunset it was! I can tell that we are going to have a lot of fun for the next week!
Good night Memo Readers!

Wednesday, December 25, 2013

Christmas Hike 2013

Those of you who have been following my blog for some time, will know that it is a Christmas tradition in the Osborne household to go for a long hike on Christmas morning. We do this to work up an appetite for the Christmas dinner, which is always a hearty feast!

This year, we decided to repeat one of our favourite hikes in the Marin Headlands. Fort Cronkhite is a former World War II military post located in the Marin Headlands, and is the park's best preserved example of a World War II "mobilization post". History buffs will know exactly what that all means but I'm a do, so as far as I am concerned, it's a wonderful place where I can run around off leash and explore old buildings, trails and nature, leaving little messages so that other dog pals will know I have been there.

The hike is straight up Hill 88. Here's mummy and Carol bringing up the rear:
 
Peter took this picture of daddy and I. We were already at the top of the road waiting for everyone.
Some parts of the hike are on narrow trails so I followed Carol down. That way, if I slipped, she could stop me rolling all the way to the bottom.

Once at the top of the climb up Hill 88, we reached the former radar site from which we had the most amazing panoramic view of the San Francisco bay. Everyone took turns having their photo taken with me. First up was mummy with Peter and Carol.
Then of course daddy wanted to be in one as well. Daddy clearly didn't understand that I was the main attraction in these photos...I literally had to squeeze under the railings to be seen!!! 
Being a pedigree dog I am very cultured. I therefore like to spend time admiring the art work at the top of Fort Cronkite. Some very creative people have been up here recently and they have painted a stag, an octopus and even these plans for a G-5 jet plane!! (whatever that is.....)
It has also become a tradition for us to take a family photo while on our Christmas hike. It usually takes many attempts to get it right as someone is always looking the wrong way, closing their eyes or being downright cheeky and mooning the camera....guess who that was this year??!
Eventually though, we did get a wonderful family photo...

MERRY CHRISTMAS FROM US TO YOU!!! 
 

Sunday, December 22, 2013

Downward Facing Sun - Rodeo Beach

The world around me never ceases to bring me wonder, love and happiness....

Mummy and daddy took Peter, Carol and I to Rodeo Beach to watch the sun set. I was allowed to bring the chucker and a tennis ball, and Peter and I played in the surf as the sun slowly sank.
Eventually it got too dark to play with the tennis ball and we sat and watched the sun continue on its slow journey below the horizon. 
 
It was beautiful and I was very happy to be able to share it with my favourite humans.




Friday, December 20, 2013

Mummy Loves Milo Loves Mummy

Mummy loves Milo
Milo loves Mummy
It's as simple as that...


Sunday, December 15, 2013

Fort Cronkite

What a gorgeous day for a hike! It is hard to believe that it is the middle of December. It is hot and sunny!! We took a stroll around Fort Cronkite in the Marin Headlands, exploring all the historical buildings. Mummy and I like to check out the gun bunkers from the outside, whereas daddy likes to go inside and photograph...
Peek-a-Boo daddy!!
The view from up here is fabulous. The California coast stretches for miles to the left and right. Daddy likes to stand on the tallest object and survey the scenery. 

I like to survey daddy.
Daddy is very artistic when it comes to the composition of this photos. He spent quite a bit of time lining up this shot down the ladder into one of the gun turrets. No matter how long and hard I looked down it, I really couldn't see what the attraction was.
Here I am at the top taking in the view...
  
It is hot work walking up the headland hills, especially in this hot weather. We had to stop a lot of times for me to have some water from my bottle.
I was so thirsty that I drank...
...and drank....
...and drank!
We walked along the coastline until we found what we think was a helicopter landing pad. Mummy knelt down and kept calling me to come to her for a cuddle....
So I ran in and gave her a big kiss on the face!!
Ha! Ha! Ha! You weren't expecting that, were you mummy?!!

Friday, November 22, 2013

Pup-arazzi!

Step aside Kim Kardashian and Justin Bieber - there's a new top dog in town!!

Having donated to The Milo Foundation, mummy and daddy were entered in a raffle to win a photo shoot for their pet (me!) and guess what? 

They won!!! 

So now I join the ranks of other highly paid super models like Tyra Banks, Gisele Bundchen and Naomi Campbell. Only I get paid in kibble (or maybe they do too...?).

The photographer, Mark Rogers, was great. You can check out his work at http://markrogersphotography.com/ He really knows how to get the best out of a model. He knows all the tricks. Lighting, location, lenses, apertures and of course, the critical accessories: tennis balls and treats!

Now there are important rules to follow when going on a shoot. 

1. The most important is not to show up to a photo shoot unless you are clean, have a clean face, and clean fur. Mummy and daddy gave me a bath beforehand so my coat was super shiny. I was also appropriately accessorized with my fancy leather Paco collar. 

Now it's important to turn up looking your best because modeling is a dog-eat-dog world and first impressions last. Well actually they don't. Pretty soon after I began working it, I was covered in grass, dirt and slobber.

2. Do not play it safe and stay in the same pose. Mix it up with innovative poses. Your wildest pose could be the one that’s picked. Photographer Mark, mummy and daddy really took this top tip to heart. They had me running all over the place, leaping after tennis balls. Over and over again so that Mark could capture my best action shots!

3. Do not stare aimlessly when posing. Create intensity for the camera through your eyes. Smize (smile with your eyes)! This is easy for me. There's a reason my nickname is SMILO!

4. Do not be a limp noodle. Always pose with tension in your body completely from head to toe. No slouching on the runway, even if it is made of grass!

5. Absolutely do not be forgettable. Make an impression by showing your distinctive personality. This of course, was the easiest rule for me. I am always sassy and memorable!

In 2-3 weeks, Mark and I will meet to review the proofs and discuss the best one to display at my local Pet Food Express store in Mill Valley. 

I doubt my proofs will need retouching. You can't improve on canine perfection.....

Thursday, October 31, 2013

Happy Howl-O-Ween!!!

Give a dog a bone.....or two, three, four......! 
 I made a lot of people smile today with my canine skeleton costume.
I wore it while shopping and then playing at the marshes.
It didn't stop me chasing tennis balls but I definitely wasn't
allowed to go swimming in the bay in it!

HAPPY HOWL-O-WEEN MEMO FANS!!