Today daddy decided that mummy and I could help him look for new genes. I know a thing or two about good genes. After all, I am a pedigree!
The fact is, you can't find good genes, you are born with them.
That didn't stop daddy from going to a shop to find some. I did try to tell him that you don't get good genes from trying on lots of clothes but that didn't stop him. He just kept looking and looking and looking. It was so tiring that I had to have a nap in the fitting room.
Good genes give rise to good behaviour. Now let me tell you, daddy needed some new genes because today he was so badly behaved that he threw all the clothes he didn't like on top of me!! I am not a clothes horse....nor am I am clothes dog!
The good news is that daddy did find new genes. Or at least some new clothes.....and his behaviour did improve. He has been walking around like a newly brushed alpha dog ever since!!
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