Daddy took me to Stinson Beach today. It was a beautiful sunny day and I was so happy that I smiled and smiled.
Daddy threw a tennis ball for me and I practiced my "fetch" skills so that he could throw it again and again.
One time, it landed in a pool of seawater. When I went to fetch it, it had turned into a weird creature called a 'crab'.
Daddy laughed a lot as I pawed at the crab, covering it in sand and hoping it would give me back my tennis ball.
I don't know what daddy thought was so funny. You can't throw a crab and play fetch! I gave him a jolly good telling off!